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New Brittonisms: 11-8-11


If you know my five year old son, Britton, you know some pretty hilarious things can come out of his mouth on a regular basis. However, our time in the bathroom this evening was particularly humorous. As he came in and started getting undressed for his shower, he said, “My left leg is damaged, ” (and then in a whisper …

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Is my skin hard?

The other day we were in the restroom at a bookstore. While I was waiting for Britton, I started sampling the hand lotion they had on display. I must have audibly made some yummy noise, because B promptly asked from his stall, “What’s that, mommy?” “Hand lotion,” I told him. ‘What’s that for?” He kept inquiring. “To make your skin …

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Adults & Kids Say the Darndest Things

We all know that kids say the darndest things, but I forgot that adults can come up with a few of their own doozies too! I had so many giggles today – that I thought I’d share just a few with you all: “Welcome to the mountain of dirty!” (said by a 3yo friend upon our arrival at the local …

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Don’t dance? Then don’t sing.

I was flossing Britton’s teeth before bed and singing, “Moses supposes his toses were roses, but Moses supposes erroneously…” (You know, from “Singin’ in the Rain”?…yes, I am trying to indoctrinate my young children with old Hollywood musicals. Don’t judge me). Anyway, he (naturally) starts tap dancing on the stool he’s standing on. For fear of him breaking his neck …

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Money Down the Drain

My 4 year old that hardly eats decided he wanted a second bowl of cereal this morning. Can you imagine my excitement! That was until he declared he was done after only a couple bites. As I was dumping the cocoa krispies down the sink, I must have muttered something to the effect of, “What a waste”, to which I …

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